shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
(via justeatthattaco)
"I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
- Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
(Source: kari-shma, via pitchblackglow)
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
(via whatnowsooon)
Anonymous asked: Why are you so ridiculously perfect?
I am not. However your false accusations of perfection have made me all warm and tingly inside. (:
"What makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven."
- Damned - Chuck Palahniuk (via fallensoulsweshinesobright)
(via dickycabeza)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via sanchezlovemarie)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
(via whatnowsooon)
Dear Yahoo, WE HAVE FACEBOOK if we want a place for our whole family. Tumble is OUR corner of the internet, and we don’t WANT our whole family on our blogs. That is all.
WE don´t want Tumblr to be family friendly!!
(Source: elisaskin, via fuckyeahyareiry)
